Jessica
hi my name is jessica and u wont be able to make it to the last sentence of this post because this post is so freakin long. stop before u burn your eyes.
finally. total pwnage post is here. hooraaaa…been wanting to blog about this since las week. the power of procrastination =)))))
what is pwn?
pwned originated from the word owned which derived from the word own. which came from the word “cat”-niga higa on PWNED.
anyway. this pic is one of the awesome explanation of pwned :
balls kicking art. YOU JUST GOT PWNED.
on 7 dec my fren jus got a “pwned day”. his name is Pwned Liew from then onwards, not Shaun Liew.
it was his birthday on dat day and it would be a CRIME not to celebrate that day.
here’s a series of pwnage version of our own :
1. we made him drink 330 ml of GINGER DRINK in 20 seconds. he showed us that are-you-fucking-kiddin-me look. we=joy.
2.we decided to make him wet. i played the most important role in this part- the LURER- the person who lure shaun to the basement carpark so that the “wetting” can begin.(my vocab is awesome,i know)
shaun=wet. we=joy
3. we went to TGIF restaurant (the most awesomest restaurant in the whole fuckingworld) afterwards for part 3 of pwnage.
we made him stand on the chair after the awesome dinner.
waiter 1 : choose 1 shaun. chili sauce or tomato sauce?
shaun : chili sauce!
waiter 1 : ok drink it all.
*pwned*
you CHOSE it shaun. not us.
we made him blow the candle from far. he managed to do it. awesome blow job shaun.
this cake is the product of pwnage itself. spelling mistake anyone?
we successfully turned him into a gay
all the workers there acted as cheerleaders. the whole place turned wild.
shaun nearly perform a strip show for us.
we : shaun, take picture with the cake. pose like u wan to lick the cake.
he did.
and we pushed his face into the cake. damn easy to fool him. pwnage again.
total pwnage
self explanatory
Pwned Liew
we love Pwned Liew.
the bill is a total pwnage too.
conclusion. shaun liew= pwned liew.
we=joy.
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