merry chrismas 2009

shit

late update. supposed to be here on christmas nite. but oh well.

hi my name is jessica and i am double the happy today!!!!!!!!!!! because it’s christmas and its FRIDAAYYYYYY..weeeeeeeeeeee.

the birthday of our Christ the Lord. =) christmas is not about:

1. ugly fat dude with beard. ew stop molesting the children mind u whore.

fat ass

2. Beers. and getting wasted.

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and all the other stuff.

the true meaning of christmas is love.

click here to read the true meaning of christmas.

now u know.

but here’s my family rendition of christmas

1. beer. getting drunk.
2. beer. getting drunk
3. beer. getting drunk
4. beer. getting drunk
5. beer. getting drunk
6. beer. getting drunk
7. beer. getting drunk
8. beer. getting drunk
9. beer. getting drunk
10. beer. getting drunk
11. beer. getting drunk
12. beer. getting drunk
13. beer. getting drunk
14. beer. getting drunk
15. oh did i mention food?
16. poker
17. gamble
18. ohmyfuckingoat CHORES
19. lots lots lots lots of cleaning up to do.

fucked up isn’t it.

i’ve been praying for the salvation of my family for almost 2 years now.

i believe one day they will be saved! AMEN to that!

hey! u know what!  2010 is coming! and it’s also on FRIDAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Happy new year people! i wont be here to update this blog on new year. too busy swimming in the river after the countdown. lol.

I AM SOOO GONNA DO THIS BITCHESSSSSSSSSS!

MY NEW YEAR RESOLUTION:

1. gain weight

2.gain fats

3.eat more

4. shop more

5. SHOPPING,anyone??

6. Don study at all. only at the very last minute.

7. Swear all the time

8. facebook every 30 minutes.

9. watch movies everyday. PLURAL. MOVIES.

10. sleep really really late on saturday so i can wake up late on sunday and skip church.

11.free hugs, anyone?

12.  drive without license

13. get wasted. almost every weekend.

14. clubbing, anyone??

15. eat bread to survive

16. sing you’re so gay song to random people

17. Red lipstick, anyone?

18.pretendig i’mma nigga hookahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

19. TyPe Lyk Thzz wtF

20.chat on ym,skype,msn AT THE SAME TIME.

your pwned face

have some humor people.

i was jus kidding.

these are the things that i did last year and wish NOT to do them again in  2010. (except 19.i will never never never ever ever ever type like that,people who type like that,seriously, get a life. give us a break. give your finger a break. im sure your finger is bleeding when you type like that. )

yea right jess.

kinda impossible. but i’ll try.

signing out.

what’s your new year resolution

tell me =))))))

p.s: i love abs .show me yours. let me touch them too.

big abs small abs tiny abs square abs circle abs no abs? i love them all.

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