look up! cuz i am an AVATAR part 2

hi my name is jessica and this is the part two of the post below.

because i LOATHE your Edward Cullen movie so much, im gonna compare every movie with this suck ass noob movie. i mean, every movie is better than twilight. oh wait. new moon is better than twilight, but since they belong to each other , so that doesnt count.  if you’re hardcore twilight fan. please do not procede any further.

so here’s why Avatar is 10 million times better than your Trinilight.

1.  Avatar don suck. they use USB hair to feel each other. edward cullen? what does he have? duck hair? wtf?

he might be a blue monkey to you. but his hair =FTW.

1 word. WTF

2. ok so it seems that bella has the most creative brain in the world. i mean, who will want to name her daughter renerrmee or reneemee renewmee? omg how do u pronounce that??

BUT,  you’re wrong! in Avatar, u encounter all sort of unthinkable weird  and cool names,like Omaticaya, Neytiri. apparently, AVATAR won.

FOR THE WIN. to those who dont know what's ftw means. it means IT IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT ,BITCHES.

3.  edward cullen is tall right? tall=gorgeous right? (most girls say that so don blame me) well guess what, my Avatar is 20 m tall. Pwned. =p

4. sometimes less is more =)

edward cullen : “i cant live in the world without you bla bla blabla”

Jake Sully in Avatar : “I SEE YOU. “  the end

Avatar FTW of course!

5. WHO NEEDS VAMPIRE WHEN U CAN HAVE BEAST LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU SEXY THANGGG!!!

TUROK MATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

6.

6.who need abs?!!!!!!!!!!!!

thinness

awwwwwwwwwwww

ok no more argument.

avatar won.

pandora! heaven!

noob ass heli being pwned by the beast.

ok enough avatar.

let’s talk about THAT incident that happened yesterday n this morning.

hey YOU. yes You who did all those nasty stuff.

im talking to you. LISTEN.

W.TII.EFF. have u got no brain? or too much brainwashing has been done to you until there isnt any activity in your brain already?

I AM WONDERING TOO.

HAVE SOME BRAIN!  i’m not asking you to have one whole brain. but at least have some will do!!!GAWD!

what does it prove to the world when you do all these fucked up stuff that you called DEFENSE?

here! im gonna tell you the list since you have got no brain AT ALL.

you’re telling the world that :

1. your religion is so fucked that it teaches you to fuck the world when the world “goes in your way” , the only way to save and revive the fuck up situation that is not really fuck up to me is to bomb others, and thus creating a more fuck up situation here. got it?

in other words, YOU HAVE NO BRAIN.

self explanatory

2. you are brainless,selfish ,fucker, brain on knees,brain freeze and everything shit

3.you are extremely happy when others are like, in misery.

4. you are TERRRRRRRORIST.

5.You are equivalent to Osama bin Laden.the world champion of hide and seek since 2001.

6.you are brainless

7. you are brainless

8.you are brainless

9.you are brainless

10.you are brainless

so what now?

SCREW TO THE YOUUUUUUUUU.

oh screw that. let’s talk about my poem guy.

ok im speechless.

signing out.to those who is offended by my post today. here’s a pic for your enjoyment:

HAPPY?

P/S:  why cant i use chainsaw for the whole game in Left for Dead 2. Man that chain saw is the bomb me tellll youuuuuu!!!!!!! im like God if i have that thing. come near me! LET ME FEEL YOUR BLOOD! NGEEEENNNNGGGGG!!!!!

GIVE ME THAT BLOOD. oh you wanna come near me??? MARI LAH!

played COD4 with shaun n nicholas today. Man! can i say PRO!? especially Shaun. he is like GOD in that game man..shaun, don use your COD skill in L4D please. it just doesnt work that way. we need TEAM WORK. LEARN.

when i put my headphone on. please remind me that im too loud. im very much Vocal during game.

i’ve been swearing n cursing all the way during L4D.

Me : -SHUT UP!SHUTTTT UPPPPP!!!!!

-BITCH

-DROP DEADDDDD!!!!

-GO OUTTTT!!!

-SOOMEBODY SAVE MEEE WHORE!!!

-USELESS TEAM MATES

-CAN USE BRAIN OR NOT??!!!

-HELLLOOOOO?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK>?!!!!!!!!!

-YEAHHH FEELLLL MY CHAINNNNNNSAWWWWW WHOREE!!!!!!

-SHAUNNNNN!!!!! WHRE ARE YOU??!! WHY THE FUCKK??!!!

-WUHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

shaun : *laugh like mad guy* Jess!!!!! SHHHHH!!!!!!!!

sorry. too caught up in the moment.

im like the only girl there. with BALLS.

omg i flooded the keyboard again. damn hyperhidrosis. oh well. im getting used to it. =))))))

hey i love you.

did i just say that?

i love you!

hey im saying it again.

I LOVE YOU!

=)))))))))))))))))))))))))

FIN.

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