i have died over 300 times.

hi my name is jessica and i have died over 300 times for not having forwarded those emails. thank you.

i mean seriously, my room is soooo full with it!

Creatures i created in my room for not forwarding your chain mails :

1.  some girl who died from severe muscle spasm and looking for people to haunt because she’s lonely.

great. a miley in my room. just great.

2.  some long hair girl who’s a depressed piece of shit because someone decided to kill her and her hobby is watching me sleep.

3.  Death itself.  Grim Reaperrrr…how cool is that!!! i might die anytime now because i failed to press that magic button, “FORWARD”

the hottest man in the whole universe. Grim Reaper.

hey, im not the only who died because of these emails and junks..my family too. my father mother brother sister cat mouse tom jerry uncle dog bitch they are all involved in this most horrifying death of all time.

oh! and bill gates DID send money to my account yesterday. im a milionaire now. boo me.

what? u don’t know what’s chain mails?

gawd! Education!!

here’s a few examples of the mails:

1. if you don’t post this blog in the next 15 minutes, Jessica will kiss you and flash to you!!!on top of that she will throw a pile of chicken shit all over your face and make you bleed paintball!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAAHAHA!

2. Dear whore, forward this mail to 576 people or else i will live under your bed as a boogeyman.

3. yo. pass this mail to everyone u love or everyone that u love will die in horde of left 4 dead 2!

now that's what i called a zombie festival! wuhuu! bring it on zombies!i would absolutely love to jump down and pwned all of them using my katana!!!!!!!

basically,chain mail is very popular among those who are convinced that they will get laid in the nearest time possible.

and by the way..having at least one chain mail in my inbox makes me feel important. shows that i still have friends. bwhaahhaaha!!

if you never receive these kinda mails before, you probaably do not have any friends. eat shit. it’s free.

my theory for  Left 4 dead 2: (some random crap,stop reading before anybody die)

1. Witch:

she’s depressed and angry because no one loves her when she was still alive and she wanted an breast enlargement surgery for all her life but her insurance plan did not cover the surgery and her boyfriend dumped her for that. she spent all of her money on heineken beers and she has to pwned her clothes to be a beggar.

take a hint guys! she jus wants a hug! awwwwwwwwww….

you sexy thannngggg!!!!

2. jockey

he has a back fetish. he loves to hump your back. thank you.

back humping. this is why 12 years old should not play this game

3. Charger

The Charger is a once die hard enthusiast of masturbation, before the virus messed him up and made his masturbating arm ten times bigger than normal.- dude

beat that! masturbator! muahahahahah

muahahaahahah!! bwahahahaahahhah!!!! u stupid piece of zombie!!!!

btw. i loveeeeee my team mates!!! wahahaah!! there’s always one in your team  that started the horde! admit it! see below!

i love it when this happens.

found new zombie. he is sooo bulletproof!! but i just slash one time using katana and he’s good to go. bwagahgahahfkdfhbfef

yeeeehawwwwwwwwwww

p/s:

who else wants a holidayyyyy??!! i need one so badly.

pbl+biochem+anatomy+physio+dental anat+tutorial=pwnage

ok. bye. need study.

biochem is everything! it is so very wonderful!!

the YENNNZYME!!

NATURALLLYYY (200 “naturally” per second-says pooyan)

Jess is a chicken shit!

Jess is porn star

Jess is Ball-less chicken shit slut whore.

fuck the plants ang yeee!!!

what was his name again? it’s ISAAC (jaron kena pwned by shaun)

by the way..this is the coolest dude ever and he’s mine, and to all the bitches. go get your own man! whahahahahahahahaah :

buahahahhahaahaa

oh ya study is a highest form of worship according to Mr know it all a.k.a the google.

W.TII .EFF?

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