relationshitty

hi my name is jessica and i would like to say to those of you who got dumped before by the assholes, cheer up! =)

hey, some things are jus NEVER meant to be.like :

1.  me falling in love with EDWARD CULLEN

2. Edward Cullen being a true man.

i love you edward cullen

If a relationship ends because the man/woman was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can’t “be friends.” A friend wouldn’t mistreat a friend.

Breaking up IS painful.

and your memories with her/him are unforgetable.

it’s like eating shit.no matter how many times you clean your oral cavity. you can still taste it on your tongue-Jessica on your memories with her.

ew. jessica!-Everyone on jessica comment above.

to whom it may concern, i know it’s painful to get cheated on. it’s like u just got splashed by hot erotic battery acid.

but life gotta move on.right?

AND!!!!!  i just don’t get it why some people jump from one relationship to the next one in like, what? 2 weeks?

You need time to heal between relationships!!!!!!!  deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship!!

Human A : i think i’m in love with you.

Human B  : Dude. we barely know each other.

Human A : it’s okay. because i can’t cheat my own feeling. i love you.  be mine. i just broke up with my gf and i am lonely

Human B  :  Dude..wtf?!

sorry dude and dudettes..i cant give you advices on how to maintain your relationship because im not an expert in this. but i can give u some ways on how to end your shitty relationship. (if you just cant seem to end it == )

things you should considered saying to people you are trying to break up with:

1.  Edward Cullen’s case. he just randomly dumped Bella and go to Italy for sun tanning.

yeah. the best break up reason ever.

2. FARM VILLE.  morons nowadays..haih..

W.Tii.Eff

3.  It’s not you , it’s me.

-translated as it’s all about you. always has been you.

awwwww....

4. Randomly pop out “i love you”

The thing about relationships, is that they make one person go "BLAHBLAHBLAHBLABHLAH...", and the other person go "What the hell are you talking about? "

5.”We are never gonna be in a Venn Diagram”

Epic!

6. im going back to gayyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh ya! here’s a comic for your enjoyment :

BTW!!!! moving onnnn…

I LOVE AWKWARD TALK!!!!

Human A : hi how are you?

Human B : Hi im fine.

Human A : i love mouse.

Human B : What do you love about mouse?

Human A : The fur.

Human B : Oh..

<insert awkward music here>

don’t you just love it when that happens?!

hah! in your face!

hahahahahha!!!!!!!

seriously..im scared of meeting new people. because this might just happen if you’re not careful.

p/s:

MY FRIDAY WAS AWESOME! SUPER HIGH!!!!!!

i was SORE the nxt morning! and we want more!

we got ourselves a VIP room with own toilet in it! I LOVE THE ROOM!!

sang for 5 hours.

play left 4 dead 2 for FREEEEEEE!!!!!!! because the CC’s opening promotion.

Ate Ikea’s Meatball!!!

and Nicholas’s balls are acidic!!

this is few random sms between me and nic :

sorry nic it was meant to be private but it was too hilarious. i just cant help but share.

Jessica : wat happened to u,piece of shit!

Nic         : Nothing!

Jessica : ok.

<hours later>

Jessica : Wat happened to XXXXXX??

<nic did not reply!!!!!! so i sent another message>

Jessica : Hello.

Nic         : hey! waaaaasuuppp!!!!

Jessica : YOU HAVEN ANSWER MY FRIGGIN QUESTION!

Nic         : i answered! Fk..Not met ..haha

Jessica : U did not! wat is fk and not met? wtf! im gonna punch ur balls tomorrow! no more father’s day for you! ok goodnight

Nic         : i prefer if u suck them.

Jessica :  too acidic. not my type.

this is why from then on..nic’s balls are acidic!

oh word of the day : PUTAS!!!!!!

production by Wan dee and me.curtsy to shaun for discovering the word

what we do to contaminate/pollute the DDS white board.

putas (plural)= bitches of shit/ whore of whores. aint  that cool. im so gonna use this word from now on.

YOU PUTA! SHUT UP AND GET GONE!

and and and  this is for YOU =) :

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