WHY

hi my name is jessica and i have a lot of whys in my life. super long post because im gonna have my exam soon.i suggest that you should get a high speed internet before reading this post. because it’s super damn long. and a lot of pictures. A LOT.

why:

1.why-  your boobs are always bigger than mine?!!

you wish!

having a big fake boobs can save a life. NO KIDDING.

click here to read this amazing story > Woman’s life saved by her fake boobs

2. is that when i try to read something,facebook distracts me. all the time.

summary of what facebook is about

facebook is a  social networking- excellent for stalking and procrastinating and make stalker’s dream come true.

hey i found an awesome website www.keepmeout.com

and for the pathetic..this is for you:

3. why is there so many random people in this  world? like me?

(a) VALVE

because they make left 4 dead happen!

this is the mario version of left 4 dead. so that 1 year old can play them.

(b) MY coursemates.they are most awesome and most random creatures i’ve ever seen.

-Nee kor lass

that's nee kor lass fucking the parking floor. and that's ABS running towards him to join his activity. and that's shon with his wtf look. sorry blur.

and he own the sexiest jacket in the whole wide world

characteristic of nee kor lass jacket :

1) its green

2) it’s fucking green

3) its motherfucker sexiest green

guess which one is my nee kor lass jacket.even google knows it. bitch!

nee kor lass phrase :

PUNANY!!!!!!!

i like Pratabh,this name. because i can yell SHUT THE PRATABH! instead of shut the fuck up.

(BTW.punany=sweet and sacred pussy)

-ABS

this is abs.he loves the trunk of the car.he's not claustrophobic. or however u spell that shit

Abs randomness in lift:

people: are you gonna be here all day?

Abs      : pee here?!!

*confused look*

Abs : we MIGHT pee here,you know.

wtf right?

-  A. Lai Si jantung

this is Lai Si jantung. he's the porn star in my class.he's EXPERT.

A lai Si jantung wtf moment:

Shaun: hmmmmm….i smell foooddddd..

A Lai :  wtf?! i just farted.

-Ang Ang

that's ang ang. doing a BJ demo.

ang ang random phrase:

I HAVE A TYPHOON SLAP! FEAR ME!

U’RE A WHORE SLUT CHICKEN SHIT BALL-LESS.

-Shon liew.

that's shon. and he IS rockstar.

too much random line from him.

-Wan deeeee

that's my bitch

she loves whale. and me.

4. why:  your sister is always prettier than you?

if you’re a pathetic no sibling kinda person..you probably wouldn’t understand this.

that's my sister. and she is HOT.

i hate you. jessie christie tan!

for the color blind. im wearing blue. and she's wearing purple.apparently.she's hotter.

and no,nee kor lass,she is not available. you pedophile!

5.why is jason derulo keep asking me what did i say?!!!

whaaa whaaaa wahhttt didd chaaa sayyyyy(million of times)

6. why is edward cullen a mermaid?

answer to why edward cullen is mermaid:

TYPICAL

7. why is yo mama so fat?!

no offense.

my course mates’ favorite joke.

nee kor lass :- my cojones so big, it’s in another time zone!!

- my cojones so big,they worship it in thailand

ABS : yo mama so fat..when she gets on the scale.it says “to be continued”

==

me: i cant go in your car shaun!

nee kor lass : jessica is so fat,she cant go in!

WTF.

8. why is Doctor in Dental Surgery(DDS aks Drop Dead Sexy) course soooo damn sexy?

well said. shon

9. why is jessica so awesome?

-unexplainable.

10.why does rainbow make me horny?!!!!! im so gonna have everything in rainbow. in the future

buy this for me! my size=7 muahahahaahah im so gonna own this.

nike custom made. again. my size is 7 people. hint: go to their website and ship to my address. thank you.

SIZE 7. PEOPLE.

FUCKING SEXY!

this is gonna be my future house paint color.

this is gonna be my future room color. and im gonna be horny all the time because my room turns me on

living room! ignore the ghost lady. she's just too horny.

awwww...my carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

11. why did YOU take my heart away!!!!!! u piece of crap! give me back my heart!

12.why is SABAH ,my sexy hometown so friggin awesome?

MASSIVE PRAWN..and CHEAP.

THIS WOULD ARREST YOUR TASTE BUD-curtsy to lee yen yao for discovering this word=ARREST

super cheap.

besides seafood,sabah is well known for producing BEAUTIFUL LADIES.

*ehem*

yes. they all come from sabah

13. why is the chinese soooooooooooo damn superstitious!!!!!!!!!!!especially in numbers!!!

- number 8 is lucky number because it sounded like “prosper” in chinese

-number 4=unlucky number. because it sounded like “death” in chinese

-you cant open umbrellla indoor,because your ghost will find you.

wtf.

i don believe in any of this shit.

ops. chinese people..are you offended? suck my ass!!!!

there are so many whysss in my life. and im gonna do the part two of this post.

right now .i have to fuck the books.exam is coming

see you,dear readers. on 20 march =)

p.s:

21 feb <3 <3 <3

you're mine.

advice from prof siti:

tongue is a very strong muscle. don’t use it for the wrong purpose.

acidic yap response : we didnt get that..we’re very innocent people.

even our lecturer is horny.

omg! why is everyone is so goddamn horny!!!

went SUBWAY.

saw the ad “6 inch 1 foot long” in subway

jess : wow. 6 inch 1 foot long. how long is yours, nic?

nic : mine is 5 inches

*the waiter overheard and u shud see his expression*

and that bitch nic gave me this link :

www.truecompanion.com

WHY DID U GAVE ME THAT LINK?! U BETTER BUY THAT FOR MY BIRTHDAY. U WHORE.

and and and!!

i underestimate the godly power of SHOTGUN! sorry i said you were useless,shotgun. I LOVE YOU.

KILLED THAT NOOBASS WITCH AT THE BACK OF HER HEAD WITH JUST ONE BULLET!WITH MY GODLY SHOTGUN. CROWN A WITCH ACHIEVEMENT!!!!! WUHUUUU

btw. crown a witch= shoot at the back of her head. and she’ll die instantly.

(provided u use shotgun..of course.)

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THIS WEAPON PLUS KATANA= MASSIVE KILLING MASSACRE

holiday is coming. i cant wait to date you and left 4 dead 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait for me.

signing out.

bye

p.s.

if you want jessica to die. buy chivas for her.

two glass of chivas= jessica massive death

or black label! ==

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