AWESOME RANDOM THINGS YOU GOTTA DO IN LIFE

hi my name is jessica and this list is so veryawesome, it will blow your mind away ngeheheheh (: i love doing the inverse smiley because it annoys others but turns me on greatly

Life’s definition:

Living

In

Fullness

Everyday

Hey baby, don’t forget,

Live a life with no regrets,

You know you got to love this life,

Love your life,

How can you be blue,

When the world awaits for you,

Lovin’ your life,

Life, life, life is beautiful,Love your life.

- Hallmark channel anthem song.

Awesome RANDOM things you gotta do in life:

1. Ruin a photograph (:

-my personal favorite of ALL TIME. sorry folks. i just GOTTA do it. (:

because it's a form of ART

because you can (:

because if you do this, you are awesome dot com (:

2. Do something stupid and idiotic  for your friends. such as:

-bake a chocolate cake. awwww..how sweet.

*WARNING* IMAGE AHEAD IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK AND IT’S NOT FOR  YOUR EYES PLEASURE.

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LOL. NO ONE FORCE U TO SCROLL DOWN TO SEE THIS EPIC CAKE.

3. OWN EVERYTHING IN RAINBOW   like, S.E.R.I.O.U.S.L.Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAJOR TURN ONSSSS

SIZZLING HOTNESS MAJOR SUPER DUPER TURN ON.

*ALMOST ORGASM*

*ORGASM*

please go to this site for COMPLETE ORGASM how to bake this AMAZING CAKE

chocolate+rainbow= HEAVENLYYYYYYYYY T.T

FUTURISTIC. hahahaha. my future wedding cake. ops.

ARGHHHH MY EYESSSS MY EYESSSSSS MY EYESSS!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rainbow Window Holographic Prism:Simply hang it on your window and watch the sunlight stream in through it and fill your room with AWESOMENESS!!

who needs TYPICAL christmas tree when you can have this rainbow christmas tree!!!

im so gonna own this! this is a device that can make rainbow appears in your room. dayum. jessica is desperate dot com

ok. this is not a typical rainbow color sneaker.it's 2 in 1 sneaker. can function as,both sneaker and sandal. All the matters is how you zip the thing.

4. Collect this SWEETIE (:

ok this one might sounds lame. BUT WHO CARES.

awesomeness. which one is your favorite?

5. Insult Twilight.Consistently.

-this is my personal hobby. sorry twilight hardcore fans.

twilight is worse than porn,bestiality,castration all combined . AGREED. BWAHAHAHHAHAAH. IN YOUR FACE!DEAR FANS!

What's inside the holy Twilight book.

PLEASE go to this AWESOME BLOG to see the HILARIOUS FULL INSULT. not for Twilight fanSSSS

-AWESOME responses from a few “Nerds” when this question was asked :”What’s better? Twilight Series or Harry Potter?” :

"Twilight is why MJ and I aren't married anymore"- Peter Parker,the Spiderman

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself read Twilight"-Harvey Dent a.k.a Two Faced in Batman.

"Bullshit the Twilight series is, and stupid you are"-Yoda

“Twilight increases teen pregnancy”-The Bush

yep!

hahahahahha

twilight series vs actual vampire attack

6.  Make out……..

WITH YOUR MIRROR.

admit it. we have done it at some point,perhaps many points, in our lives.

if you have never done this before, well, what can i say.. I am just that AWESOME.

7.Develop  A.Y.O.Q Syndrome. Answer Your Own Question Syndrome.

this is pathetic.but oh well. at least this syndrome makes me feel better about myself. lol

ME: who’s awesome?! Jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WUHAOOOO!!!!!

*BRAIN SPASM* *CHICKEN DANCE*

8.  SPRINT up the down escalator.

-this is so fun

well said. well said.

9. Talk like this with your friends

(a) Starts with the softcore :

Your friend             : your mama so fat,Mount Everest climbed her.

your amazing self : ROFLMAO

(you actually pronounced them, as in :RO-FEL- LA-MAO)

(b) Then, medium core

Your friend: your mama so fat, she sat on the rainbow,it made skittles!

Your amazing self : ROFLMAOWTIME!

(pronounce it as RO-FEL-LA-MAOW-TIME )

*ROFLMAOWTIME=Rolling on floor laughing my ass off with tears in my eyes

(c) HARDCORE

Your amazing self :  Hi tony! i was jus TOY . it’s good to see you still AAK! maybe you should get a GAL and stop watching porn for a change . by the way! ILY FTBOMH!

Your friend :

common reaction

10. Quoting from games.

Unbelievable but it’s true!   Games make nice quotes.

-Crisis Core :Final Fantasy 7

'Men cry not for themselves, but for their comrades'

-COD 4

"War doesn't determine who is RIGHT, only who is LEFT"

-GTA 3

"guns don't kill people, death kills people, and that's a medical fact"

-Max Payne 2

"The past is a gaping hole. You try to run from it, but the more you run, the deeper it grows behind you, its edges yawning at your heels. Your only chance is to turn around and face it. But it's like looking down into the grave of your love, or kissing the mouth of a gun, a bullet trembling in its dark nest, ready to blow your head off."

-Devil may cry 4

*this is for the horny people like you*

Dante: "First I whip it out, then I thrust it, with great force. Every angle, it penetrates. Until, with great strength, I ram it in. In the end, we're all satisfied. And you are set free"

10. becomes a profesional in Tetris Block game

-100% fun guaranteed in this game. especially when youre playing the God mod or FULL speed mode. PURE WTF!

self explanatory

awesome reasons

~fin~

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