what boyfriends are for =)

Posted: June 5, 2010 in what boyfriends are for =)

Woman in love always take their boyfriend for granted and expect them to do EVERYTHING for them because of the  THEY- ARE- THE MAN-THEY- SHOULD- DO- IT excuse. i admit, this excuse can be very subjective at times. but enough is enough. i’ve had it with the demanding bitchy stupid girlfriend who think they are the bad ass heroin angelina jolie <–this sentence doesn’t make any sense at all,but oh well.

IF YOU DISAGREE WITH THIS POST,PLEASE KINDLY GET LOST.THIS POST IS VERY VERY OFFENSIVE.

your boyfriend is not your :

1. ATM MACHINE

this does not apply to husband. husband SHOULD give you all of his money.HAHAHAHAH. JK.

http://nihongo.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4562929/2/istockphoto_4562929-giving-money.jpg

2. your PERFECT ex

-SO STOP COMPLAINING AND EXPECT HIM TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE WILL YA.

-stop making your current BF as the silhouette of your ex. is that how you spell sihouette

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_G8Q0r0EdSM4/RdJQTA5kT_I/AAAAAAAAAAw/H_cK-8mOFz0/s400/sad%2Bin%2Bcorner.jpg

this is your boyfriend after being compared to your stupid dickless ex. emo in the corner~

i mean,there must be  a reason you got dumped by your stupid ex, right?like your boobs are too small whoops

3. your boyfriend is not PERFECT

No one is perfect, but you could always improve.

If you judge yourself on a scale where perfection is the goal, you will easily fall short.because duh,no one in this world is perfect.

everybody makes mistake.


when we say nobody is perfect we mean nobody if perfect in every way.

We don’t mean nobody can play a perfect game of tic-tac-toe.

Many people can practice to the point that they can play a perfect game of tic-tac-toe.

We clearly do not live long enough to practice enough to become perfect at being people, which is vastly more complex than playing a game of tic-tac-toe.

Making mistakes is a great way to learn and to grow as an individual.

but that doesn’t mean you can make the same mistakes again and again.

4.not your releasing-stress-object-where you can scream at them when you’re on your period.

http://www.seventeen.com.my/userfiles/PMS2(2).jpg

english fail. LOL.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l211/iamtheyetti_2006/PMS.jpg

http://imagesource.art.com/images/-/PMS-Poster-Card-C10285280.jpeg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EvidBzQ_PMs/SvDTOfsSfnI/AAAAAAAABe8/aCSfTJ-QHDs/s640/pms-1.jpg

this is WHEN man should RUN AWAY from their gf.WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH VICTORY IS OURS!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rBrnSm1Xl08/SwEhQkJf6kI/AAAAAAAAFjk/wp-8kPq64aw/s1600/pms.jpg

advice for man. lol

k enough!

let’s talk about, what boyfriends are for! =)

1. for piggy back ride!!!!!!wuhaoooo!!!!!!!!!!

piggy back ride!!!!!!!!!!! wuhuuuuuuuuu FUN FUN FUN

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_81/1157091670xtF79n.jpg

http://www.lusterstudios.com/images/carriedave/couple-piggy-back-ride.jpg

I WANT THIS

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b114/happy4ever76/hellyeah02.jpg

WIN PHOTO OF THE DAY!


2.Cuddling!

http://www.moneymentor.com/4_LB/Images/Kelly_rudi_cuddle_200_dpi_lg.jpg

3. stealing their clothes and wear it as pyjamas! or even go shopping with it….wahahahahah! victory is ours~
http://www.thesartorialist.com/photos/9279BigShirt1591Web.jpg
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd120/hipsterrunoff/IMG_1709.jpg
4.  Driving you home when you’re drunk/fucked up/ <insert crazy random shit that you do here >
http://prettychicky.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ART_joelleerik_0902.jpg
http://prettychicky.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ART_joelleerik_1030.jpg
5. kissing <3
this is my favorite kiss.
http://images.veer.com/IMG/PIMG/ESP/ESP0000149_P.JPG
http://www.melnor.net/Pics/CuddleKiss.jpg
http://s.myniceprofile.com/myspacepic/556/55632.png
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/135/403601031_249ba8531e.jpg?v=0
6. for you to squeeze his hand tightly and when you’re on a scary suspension bridge where the ground is 200 m away,and the worst part is, you have batophobia(fear of height) but he won’t even complain a single thing =) now that,  is the sweetest thing ever,my dear.
http://liveingrace.org/images/uploads/CROPropebridge_beholder_mattia_extreme-backgammon.n.jpg
http://www.everestuncensored.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tallest_suspension_bridge_in-nepal.jpg
7. to cam whore. with stupid random crazy shitbrix poses! ANYTIME ANYWHERE EVERYWHERE!
ok this does not apply to BF ONLY.
this is how we do it:


take 1

take 2

take 3

take 4

the gay pride

absolutely love this dude. his partner is above this picture =)

pretty. she is mine

it spells L.O.V.E. we did not plan this. it was a random shot =)

i love this camera. it makes the ugliest girl pretty

8. to dance! the salsa style, dirty style, hip hop style, and crazy random style!

http://www.honeysquad.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/salsa-dance-steps.s600x600.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3252/3059180843_ca81367cfb_o.jpg

http://neonized.net/blog/wp-content/files/2009/07/crazy-dance.jpg

THE BEST DANCE EVER

conclusion:

Having a boyfriend makes a girl feel something very special. Feeling loved, liked and admired is great, and a boyfriend gives this feeling to his girlfriend.

Having a boyfriend does not only imply towards going out for dates, romantic movies or candle light dinners but it also implies towards gaining moral support, confidence and happiness with him being a part of life.

This situation compliments each other. A boyfriend acts as a pillar of strength when his girlfriend needs a shoulder to lean on, at the same time, a guy needs the support of his girlfriend when he is down morally or he is going through any lean patch. This is a relationship of mutual understanding and joint strength

-taken from this website

and to end this post. i shall give you this hell :

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs603.snc3/31776_415224843124_715548124_5286663_4045419_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs563.snc3/30777_389374559946_589779946_4150174_7362701_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs451.ash1/24860_108528349188337_100000935182465_55159_666780_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs449.snc3/25761_447878949096_621759096_5593832_1686753_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs439.ash1/24260_1321712518073_1088633705_30862663_7964349_n.jpg

TWILIGHT IS SHIT

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs368.snc3/23669_113513292003222_100000336543054_169452_5093209_n.jpg

SORRY IT’S AN OFFENSE BUT IT’S ALSO THE TRUTH. =)

IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I SHIT ABOUT TWILIGHT. IT FEELS GOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!

P.S:

THIS IS MY BLOG IM ENTITLED TO WRITE ANYTHING I WANT,PUT ANYTHING I WANT. IF YOU’RE OFFENDED, WATCH ME PRETEND I CARE.

THIS IS MY WAN DEE

CANT BELIEVE THIS PLACE ACTUALLY EXIST! I WENT HERE! WUHUUUU!@!!!!!!!! JESS WAS HERE!

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Comments
  1. Senior Retarrdo says:

    COREY TAYLOR WANTS YOU TO SKULL FUCK EVERY SINGLE TWILIGHT FAN!!! OOH YEAH!!!

  2. angyee says:

    since when i am yours, jess. hahaha shit, you are super duper hot. jealoussss. XD

  3. RockHard says:

    RH likes this post

  4. since like ever. ang yee

  5. oh yeah! right in their stupid fucking face shaun!

  6. Yen Yao says:

    what happen to “i shall repent, never ever gonna swear anymore, i promise.” thingy?
    LOL.
    oh well. Fuck twilight.

    your official stalker -sign off

  7. Senior Retarrdo says:

    RIP Paul grey… why couldn’t it be Justin Bieber? T.T

  8. lol stop making fun of the biever

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