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MOVED

Jessica — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 12:57:12 +0000

I AM NO LONGER USING THIS DOMAIN

CURRENTLY USING THIS:

iamsoawesome.wordpress.com

Love,

Your gayness.

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what boyfriends are for =)

Jessica — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 06:51:22 +0000

Woman in love always take their boyfriend for granted and expect them to do EVERYTHING for them because of the THEY- ARE- THE MAN-THEY- SHOULD- DO- IT excuse. i admit, this excuse can be very subjective at times. but enough is enough. i’ve had it with the demanding bitchy stupid girlfriend who think they are the bad ass heroin angelina jolie <–this sentence doesn’t make any sense at all,but oh well.

IF YOU DISAGREE WITH THIS POST,PLEASE KINDLY GET LOST.THIS POST IS VERY VERY OFFENSIVE.

your boyfriend is not your :

1. ATM MACHINE

this does not apply to husband. husband SHOULD give you all of his money.HAHAHAHAH. JK.

2. your PERFECT ex

-SO STOP COMPLAINING AND EXPECT HIM TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE WILL YA.

-stop making your current BF as the silhouette of your ex. is that how you spell sihouette

this is your boyfriend after being compared to your stupid dickless ex. emo in the corner~

i mean,there must be a reason you got dumped by your stupid ex, right?like your boobs are too small whoops

3. your boyfriend is not PERFECT

No one is perfect, but you could always improve.

If you judge yourself on a scale where perfection is the goal, you will easily fall short.because duh,no one in this world is perfect.

everybody makes mistake.

when we say nobody is perfect we mean nobody if perfect in every way.

We don’t mean nobody can play a perfect game of tic-tac-toe.

Many people can practice to the point that they can play a perfect game of tic-tac-toe.

We clearly do not live long enough to practice enough to become perfect at being people, which is vastly more complex than playing a game of tic-tac-toe.

Making mistakes is a great way to learn and to grow as an individual.

but that doesn’t mean you can make the same mistakes again and again.

4.not your releasing-stress-object-where you can scream at them when you’re on your period.

english fail. LOL.

this is WHEN man should RUN AWAY from their gf.WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH VICTORY IS OURS!

advice for man. lol

k enough!

let’s talk about, what boyfriends are for! =)

1. for piggy back ride!!!!!!wuhaoooo!!!!!!!!!!

piggy back ride!!!!!!!!!!! wuhuuuuuuuuu FUN FUN FUN

I WANT THIS

WIN PHOTO OF THE DAY!

2.Cuddling!

3. stealing their clothes and wear it as pyjamas! or even go shopping with it….wahahahahah! victory is ours~

4. Driving you home when you’re drunk/fucked up/

5. kissing <3

this is my favorite kiss.

6. for you to squeeze his hand tightly and when you’re on a scary suspension bridge where the ground is 200 m away,and the worst part is, you have batophobia(fear of height) but he won’t even complain a single thing =) now that, is the sweetest thing ever,my dear.

7. to cam whore. with stupid random crazy shitbrix poses! ANYTIME ANYWHERE EVERYWHERE!

ok this does not apply to BF ONLY.

this is how we do it:

take 1

take 2

take 3

take 4

the gay pride

absolutely love this dude. his partner is above this picture =)

pretty. she is mine

it spells L.O.V.E. we did not plan this. it was a random shot =)

i love this camera. it makes the ugliest girl pretty

8. to dance! the salsa style, dirty style, hip hop style, and crazy random style!

THE BEST DANCE EVER

conclusion:

Having a boyfriend makes a girl feel something very special. Feeling loved, liked and admired is great, and a boyfriend gives this feeling to his girlfriend.

Having a boyfriend does not only imply towards going out for dates, romantic movies or candle light dinners but it also implies towards gaining moral support, confidence and happiness with him being a part of life.

This situation compliments each other. A boyfriend acts as a pillar of strength when his girlfriend needs a shoulder to lean on, at the same time, a guy needs the support of his girlfriend when he is down morally or he is going through any lean patch. This is a relationship of mutual understanding and joint strength

-taken from this website

and to end this post. i shall give you this hell :

TWILIGHT IS SHIT

SORRY IT’S AN OFFENSE BUT IT’S ALSO THE TRUTH. =)

IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I SHIT ABOUT TWILIGHT. IT FEELS GOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!

P.S:

THIS IS MY BLOG IM ENTITLED TO WRITE ANYTHING I WANT,PUT ANYTHING I WANT. IF YOU’RE OFFENDED, WATCH ME PRETEND I CARE.

THIS IS MY WAN DEE

CANT BELIEVE THIS PLACE ACTUALLY EXIST! I WENT HERE! WUHUUUU!@!!!!!!!! JESS WAS HERE!

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Laugh when you can. Apologize when you should, and let go of what you can’t change.

Jessica — Thu, 20 May 2010 13:41:54 +0000

ops typo.

for you.

for everyone =)

如果乎远乎近的洒脱是你要的自由，那我宁愿回到自己一个人生活

谢谢你的不在乎，让我学会了收回苦苦等待的心。

失去最爱的痛都怪我没有经验

离的太远相爱没有终点

过去的爱早已随风飘远

-LOL. Hi SHAUNIE! i know you don’t know how to read chinese. me neither! but these chinese charactesr look so COOL. that’s why i decided to put it here..tryanal.com!

p.s: i still want you back,you know.

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If God brings you to it he will get you through it ♥

Jessica — Sat, 15 May 2010 06:36:21 +0000

Recently. a lot of unfortunate events happened to us. =(

relationship problem,my house was B & E-ed. (breaking and entry) 2 laptop=GG…yalda’s purse=GG after a fire in my uni ==

shit.

you might think your problem is greater than anybody else in this world, but pause for a second, and look around you…

Poverty, earth quake/fire/tsunami ‘s victim, abusive relationship etc etc..your problems truly pale in comparison to others.

Tell me what’s wrong with society
When everywhere I look I see
Young girls dying to be on TV
They wont stop ’til they’ve reached their dreams

Diet pills, surgery
Photoshop pictures in magazines
Telling them how they should be
It doesn’t make sense to me

I guess things are not how they used to be
There’s no more normal families
Parents act like enemies
Making kids feel like it’s world war III

No one cares, no one’s there
I guess we’re all just too damn busy
Money’s our first priority
It doesn’t make sense to me

Tell me what’s wrong with society
When everywhere I look I see
Rich guys driving big SUV’s
While kids are starving in the streets

No one cares..No one likes to share

I guess life’s unfair

-Simple Plan

-the hungry vulture is waiting for the child to die..this is so sad . =((((((

-child abuse

china earthquake.

child who lost his family in natural disaster

ok the video below touched my heart and made me cry =(((((((

their baby was born with undeveloped lung.His parents began writing letters to him daily. Eliot lived 99 precious days,and they celebrated each day of his life with gratitude.watch :

and this video too:

a 9 year old girl who only has a few weeks to live. her parents organized a wedding for her because it was her final wish.

these videos made me appreciate life more.

“If you don’t think every day is a great day try going without one.”

“Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.”

“Let us learn to appreciate there will be times when the trees will be bare, and look forward to the time when we may pick the fruit.”

“Make it a habit to tell people thank you.
To express your appreciation, sincerely and without the expectation of anything in return.
Truly appreciate those around you, and you’ll soon find many others around you.
Truly appreciate life, and you’ll find that you have more of it.”

In time of trouble . . . He shall set me upon a rock.
- Psalms 27:5

I believe God has an open door for my life,that everything happened for a reason.

”If you can hear the inaudible, think the unthinkable, see the invisible, believe the incredible, you can do the impossible”. because with God,all things are possible. Luke 1:37

Forgiveness

I will forgive you. the thief who stole my laptop..i will forgive you for causing us so much trouble and sorrow. and i will pray for your salvation, that God will touch your heart and makes you repent.

Wars have been fought because of love. Lives have been given because of love. Books written….movies made…stories told, all because of love.. So we realize how powerful love is. So it is with forgiveness, that love is the basis of true forgiveness.

Any time love is given or received, there is a tremendous blessing released; love holds, love forgives, love heals, love comforts, love restores, love honors, and true love forgives. God is trying to teach us that in forgiving, we receive more than we give. When we forgive someone who has wronged us we always think we are doing them a favor.

You may think it is impossible to forgive someone who has deeply wronged you. With God it is possible. He never asks us to do something we cannot do. Roots of bitterness can grow up in a person because of unforgiveness.

This song is AWESOME. trust me on this. He sounds like Eminem. Load this video. and listen =)

watch this too:

God’s letter with his resume

To Whom It May Concern….

I heard you were considering a new manager for your life. I would like to apply for the job.

I believe I am the most qualified candidate applying. I am the only one that has ever done this job successfully. I was the first manager of life. In fact, I made all lives, so naturally I know how humanity works, and what is best to get people back into proper working condition. Hiring me will be exactly like having the manufacturer as your personal mechanic.

If this is your first time considering me, I would just like to point out that my salary has already been paid by my son, Jesus on the cross of Calvary. This salary covers the time prior to my hiring as well as my present and future employment.

If you decide to hire me I will need to receive from you an acknowledgment that you erred in not hiring me sooner. I understand this is a strange requirement, but since you violated the manufacturer’s warrantee by placing your being under inferior management, this is a necessary prerequist to my engagement.

Lastly, I will require a carte blanche (a blank check) to reorganizing and managing your life. I intend to make some major changes and revisions. They are not for you to worry about. I need your permission to execute these changes, My way and in My time. I will establish new goals and objectives and restructure your life to meet these requirements. Please keep your hands out of the way. Don’t try to help me and don’t resist me and we will get along fine. I really do need your full commitment and cooperation in this. If you give me those, the process of getting your life back to manufacturer’s intentions can go smoothly, without delays. I assure you: you will be pleased with the outcome.

I will require a verbal contract to all these stipulations in the presence of witnesses.

Yours Sincerely,

GOD

P.S. I created the heavens and the earth. I AM.

BELOW IS MY RESUME…
- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – -

GOD Everywhere All over, Every Place
Phone: (123) 456-PRAY

EXPERIENCE From the beginning of time. Before the beginning of time. From everlasting to everlasting. I made time.

ABILITY All Powerful

PRIOR EMPLOYMENT Created the universe, put the galaxies in place, formed man. Established heaven and earth by My spoken Word and am currently holding up the world by My power.

EDUCATION AND TRAINING: I AM and I have all knowledge.

CHARACTER REFERENCE: Love, light, and life (1 John 4:16, 1 John 1:5, John 14:6). A representative, but by no means conclusive list of other character traits follows: Wisdom (James 1:5), Comfort (2 Corinthians 1:3), Truth (John 8:32), Healer (1 Peter 2:24), Strength (Phil. 4:13), Forgiveness (1 John 1:9), Provider (Phil. 4:19), Mercy (Ephesians 2:24), Good (Matthew 19:17), Peace (Romans 14:17).

AVAILABILITY Willing and ready to take over your life. Able to put your life together again. Will bring all of who I AM into your life. Can start now.

SALARY REQUIREMENT: Work in your life has already been paid for through the blood of My Son, Jesus. Your only responsibility is to commit initially and on a daily basis. To trust and obey what Jesus has done and wants to do in your life.

-the above resume was found on this website.

and wonderful post of theirs : Why does God allow tragedy? and Conversations with God

find more on their website =)

I say on Sunday how much I want revival
But then on Monday, I can’t even find my Bible
Where’s the power
The power of the cross in my life

I’m sick of playing the game of religion
I’m tired of losing my reason for living
Where’s the power
The power of the cross in my life

I’m not content just to walk through my life, giving in
To the lies, Walking in compromises now

We cry out as a generation that was lost
But now is found in the power of the cross

I’m not satisfied doing it my own way
I’m not satisfied to do church and walk away
I’m not satisfied there’s no love in my life but You
I’m not satisfied living in yesterday’s hour
I’m not satisfied to have the form but not the power
I’m not satisfied, Lord I am crucified in You

Days without you =(

for you.

baby.

bye readers!

next post : what boyfriends are for.

peace. fin.

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those Dreams that make you high.

Jessica — Fri, 07 May 2010 21:58:50 +0000

hi my name is jessica . i almost died from these dreams because they were so real.

Dream check list:

1.FALLING from a high ground/ tall building

epic win/ fail?

this facebook group explained it well : the mini spaz attack when you’re in bed,half asleep and imagine you’re falling.

have you NOT experience this before? lol.

2. This dream = GG

p.s : this drawing is AWESOME.

stupid lion!!!!!!!

3. Car accident

thank god there's car wiper.

4. sexual

LOL/ this chick is awesome

lol at the meatus joke.

the 9th legs? lol. figure it out yourself.

ADVICE OF THE DAY : DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT! masturbate when you know someone's gona cut the grass.

lol. i don't get the last 3 images.

LOL. this is completely out of topic. but this is just too funny. i mean. SEA CUCUMBER?!! WTF! hahahaa

this is SEX. thank you lee yen yao for the delicious jack daniel steak at TGIF. wuhuuuuuuuuuuuu!!

5. teeth falling out (this dream is extremely SCARYYYYY!!!!!!!!)

6. being chased by YOUR MAMA

doggie.

epic your mama picture. can you find a better one ?hehehe.

7. WEDDING =)))))))

what a wedding dress.

I DON'T WANNA WAKE UP!!!!!!

go to this blog : it will blow your mind . away. i have never seen a wedding like this before. and they are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! romantic and sweet! p.s : no rainbow involves. but still. im gonna do this on my big day. plus the rainbowness of course. BWHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHA.

LOL at the kanye part.

wedding cake. fighting horde using chainsaw. what a cake. phew~

8. get to perform on stage. and stage fright-ed.

9. OBAMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*DROOLS* <—-fail

irrevelant.but. LOL

10. being a maths genius in the dream.

LOL. i don get this too.

which of these get you high?

hahahahah!

this week is AWESOME!!!!

my Drop Dead Sexy friends =pure awesomeness. just like me.

how awesome they are:

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY MOM!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

MY MOM.

sinchan FTW!!!!

my mom is prettier than this

LOL mom. i love you!

MUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

p.s: Jesus doesn’t have a Tumblr or a Formspring,yet, i still, FOLLOW HIM.

- You don’t love someone for their looks and money, you love them because they sing a song only you can understand (:

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Jessica — Tue, 04 May 2010 13:04:22 +0000

i seldom write depressing stuff. im serious. this post will make an emo slit his wrist n jump off the bridge straightaway.

fuck off if you don’t like it.

for you :

Thank you for loving me
For being my eyes
When I couldn’t see
For parting my lips
When I couldn’t breathe
Thank you for loving me

When you told me you loved me
Did you know it would take me the rest of my life
to get over the feeling of knowing
A dream didn’t turn out right

Your lips
Your face
Something that time just can’t erase

Baby, I thought you were the one

When I think about the previous
Relationship we shared

It was awesome, but we lost it
It’s not possible for me, not to care

distance is a bitch

this image made my day =))))

i won't forget the way youre kissing.

such a depressing image.

once upon a time. i dreamt of this. with you.

I know in reality we can’t be together,
so I just close my eyes and you’re right here with me…
in my dreams you’re mine forever.

I was reborn when you first kissed me.
Part of me died when you left me.

“you’re not a bad gf. you’re just used to your single life.”

i’m sorry for not loving you enough.

i’m sorry for NOT answering your calls and sounded like a dead person.

i’m sorry for hurting you

i’m sorry i miss your kiss.

i’m sorry i miss your touch.

i’m sorry i couldn’t make it work.

i’m sorry I DIDN’T EVEN TRY.

i’m sorry im ME.

LOL at this comic.

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I think we would be better off friends.

FUCK YEAH

im gonna fail my test tomorrow. =(

i’ve been eating peanut butter straight from the jar for two days straight now. LOL

oh! happy post coming this weekend! stay tuned.

=)))

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AWESOME RANDOM THINGS YOU GOTTA DO IN LIFE

Jessica — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 12:30:04 +0000

hi my name is jessica and this list is so veryawesome, it will blow your mind away ngeheheheh (: ~~i love doing the inverse smiley because it annoys others but turns me on greatly~~

Life’s definition:

Living

Fullness

Everyday

Hey baby, don’t forget,

Live a life with no regrets,

You know you got to love this life,

Love your life,

How can you be blue,

When the world awaits for you,

Lovin’ your life,

Life, life, life is beautiful,Love your life.

- Hallmark channel anthem song.

Awesome RANDOM things you gotta do in life:

1. Ruin a photograph (:

-my personal favorite of ALL TIME. sorry folks. i just GOTTA do it. (:

because it's a form of ART

because you can (:

because if you do this, you are awesome dot com (:

2. Do something stupid and idiotic for your friends. such as:

-bake a chocolate cake. awwww..how sweet.

*WARNING* IMAGE AHEAD IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK AND IT’S NOT FOR YOUR EYES PLEASURE.

LOL. NO ONE FORCE U TO SCROLL DOWN TO SEE THIS EPIC CAKE.

3. OWN EVERYTHING IN RAINBOW like, S.E.R.I.O.U.S.L.Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAJOR TURN ONSSSS

SIZZLING HOTNESS MAJOR SUPER DUPER TURN ON.

*ALMOST ORGASM*

*ORGASM*

please go to this site for COMPLETE ORGASM how to bake this AMAZING CAKE

chocolate+rainbow= HEAVENLYYYYYYYYY T.T

FUTURISTIC. hahahaha. my future wedding cake. ops.

ARGHHHH MY EYESSSS MY EYESSSSSS MY EYESSS!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rainbow Window Holographic Prism:Simply hang it on your window and watch the sunlight stream in through it and fill your room with AWESOMENESS!!

who needs TYPICAL christmas tree when you can have this rainbow christmas tree!!!

im so gonna own this! this is a device that can make rainbow appears in your room. dayum. jessica is desperate dot com

ok. this is not a typical rainbow color sneaker.it's 2 in 1 sneaker. can function as,both sneaker and sandal. All the matters is how you zip the thing.

4. Collect this SWEETIE (:

ok this one might sounds lame. BUT WHO CARES.

awesomeness. which one is your favorite?

5. Insult Twilight.Consistently.

-this is my personal hobby. sorry twilight hardcore fans.

twilight is worse than porn,bestiality,castration all combined . AGREED. BWAHAHAHHAHAAH. IN YOUR FACE!DEAR FANS!

What's inside the holy Twilight book.

PLEASE go to this AWESOME BLOG to see the HILARIOUS FULL INSULT. not for Twilight fanSSSS

-AWESOME responses from a few “Nerds” when this question was asked :”What’s better? Twilight Series or Harry Potter?” :

"Twilight is why MJ and I aren't married anymore"- Peter Parker,the Spiderman

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself read Twilight"-Harvey Dent a.k.a Two Faced in Batman.

"Bullshit the Twilight series is, and stupid you are"-Yoda

“Twilight increases teen pregnancy”-The Bush

yep!

hahahahahha

twilight series vs actual vampire attack

6. Make out……..

WITH YOUR MIRROR.

admit it. we have done it at some point,perhaps many points, in our lives.

if you have never done this before, well, what can i say.. I am just that AWESOME.

7.Develop A.Y.O.Q Syndrome. Answer Your Own Question Syndrome.

this is pathetic.but oh well. at least this syndrome makes me feel better about myself. lol

ME: who’s awesome?! Jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WUHAOOOO!!!!!

*BRAIN SPASM* *CHICKEN DANCE*

8. SPRINT up the down escalator.

-this is so fun

well said. well said.

9. Talk like this with your friends

(a) Starts with the softcore :

Your friend : your mama so fat,Mount Everest climbed her.

your amazing self : ROFLMAO

(you actually pronounced them, as in :RO-FEL- LA-MAO)

(b) Then, medium core

Your friend: your mama so fat, she sat on the rainbow,it made skittles!

Your amazing self : ROFLMAOWTIME!

(pronounce it as RO-FEL-LA-MAOW-TIME )

*ROFLMAOWTIME=Rolling on floor laughing my ass off with tears in my eyes

Your amazing self : Hi tony! i was jus TOY . it’s good to see you still AAK! maybe you should get a GAL and stop watching porn for a change . by the way! ILY FTBOMH!

Your friend :

common reaction

10. Quoting from games.

Unbelievable but it’s true! Games make nice quotes.

-Crisis Core :Final Fantasy 7

'Men cry not for themselves, but for their comrades'

-COD 4

"War doesn't determine who is RIGHT, only who is LEFT"

-GTA 3

"guns don't kill people, death kills people, and that's a medical fact"

-Max Payne 2

"The past is a gaping hole. You try to run from it, but the more you run, the deeper it grows behind you, its edges yawning at your heels. Your only chance is to turn around and face it. But it's like looking down into the grave of your love, or kissing the mouth of a gun, a bullet trembling in its dark nest, ready to blow your head off."

-Devil may cry 4

*this is for the horny people like you*

Dante: "First I whip it out, then I thrust it, with great force. Every angle, it penetrates. Until, with great strength, I ram it in. In the end, we're all satisfied. And you are set free"

10. becomes a profesional in Tetris Block game

-100% fun guaranteed in this game. especially when youre playing the God mod or FULL speed mode. PURE WTF!

self explanatory

awesome reasons

~fin~

tell me if you want me to make more of this (:

oh. let me tell you my life recently,by giving you a series of pie chart n graphs.. (:

is it just me?

am i the only one who thinks lady gaga is annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! %$@#!@#$%

college life

haih

holiday =)

too true

how about myspace

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WHY

Jessica — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 12:48:30 +0000

hi my name is jessica and i have a lot of whys in my life. super long post because im gonna have my exam soon.i suggest that you should get a high speed internet before reading this post. because it’s super damn long. and a lot of pictures. A LOT.

why:

1.why- your boobs are always bigger than mine?!!

you wish!

having a big fake boobs can save a life. NO KIDDING.

click here to read this amazing story > Woman’s life saved by her fake boobs

2. is that when i try to read something,facebook distracts me. all the time.

summary of what facebook is about

facebook is a social networking- excellent for stalking and procrastinating and make stalker’s dream come true.

hey i found an awesome website www.keepmeout.com

and for the pathetic..this is for you:

3. why is there so many random people in this world? like me?

(a) VALVE

because they make left 4 dead happen!

this is the mario version of left 4 dead. so that 1 year old can play them.

(b) MY coursemates.they are most awesome and most random creatures i’ve ever seen.

-Nee kor lass

that's nee kor lass fucking the parking floor. and that's ABS running towards him to join his activity. and that's shon with his wtf look. sorry blur.

and he own the sexiest jacket in the whole wide world

characteristic of nee kor lass jacket :

1) its green

2) it’s fucking green

3) its motherfucker sexiest green

guess which one is my nee kor lass jacket.even google knows it. bitch!

nee kor lass phrase :

PUNANY!!!!!!!

i like Pratabh,this name. because i can yell SHUT THE PRATABH! instead of shut the fuck up.

(BTW.punany=sweet and sacred pussy)

-ABS

this is abs.he loves the trunk of the car.he's not claustrophobic. or however u spell that shit

Abs randomness in lift:

people: are you gonna be here all day?

Abs : pee here?!!

*confused look*

Abs : we MIGHT pee here,you know.

wtf right?

- A. Lai Si jantung

this is Lai Si jantung. he's the porn star in my class.he's EXPERT.

A lai Si jantung wtf moment:

Shaun: hmmmmm….i smell foooddddd..

A Lai : wtf?! i just farted.

-Ang Ang

that's ang ang. doing a BJ demo.

ang ang random phrase:

I HAVE A TYPHOON SLAP! FEAR ME!

U’RE A WHORE SLUT CHICKEN SHIT BALL-LESS.

-Shon liew.

that's shon. and he IS rockstar.

too much random line from him.

-Wan deeeee

that's my bitch

she loves whale. and me.

4. why: your sister is always prettier than you?

if you’re a pathetic no sibling kinda person..you probably wouldn’t understand this.

that's my sister. and she is HOT.

i hate you. jessie christie tan!

for the color blind. im wearing blue. and she's wearing purple.apparently.she's hotter.

and no,nee kor lass,she is not available. you pedophile!

5.why is jason derulo keep asking me what did i say?!!!

whaaa whaaaa wahhttt didd chaaa sayyyyy(million of times)

6. why is edward cullen a mermaid?

answer to why edward cullen is mermaid:

TYPICAL

7. why is yo mama so fat?!

no offense.

my course mates’ favorite joke.

nee kor lass :- my cojones so big, it’s in another time zone!!

- my cojones so big,they worship it in thailand

ABS : yo mama so fat..when she gets on the scale.it says “to be continued”

==

me: i cant go in your car shaun!

nee kor lass : jessica is so fat,she cant go in!

WTF.

8. why is Doctor in Dental Surgery(DDS aks Drop Dead Sexy) course soooo damn sexy?

well said. shon

9. why is jessica so awesome?

-unexplainable.

10.why does rainbow make me horny?!!!!! im so gonna have everything in rainbow. in the future

buy this for me! my size=7 muahahahaahah im so gonna own this.

nike custom made. again. my size is 7 people. hint: go to their website and ship to my address. thank you.

SIZE 7. PEOPLE.

FUCKING SEXY!

this is gonna be my future house paint color.

this is gonna be my future room color. and im gonna be horny all the time because my room turns me on

living room! ignore the ghost lady. she's just too horny.

awwww...my carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

11. why did YOU take my heart away!!!!!! u piece of crap! give me back my heart!

12.why is SABAH ,my sexy hometown so friggin awesome?

MASSIVE PRAWN..and CHEAP.

THIS WOULD ARREST YOUR TASTE BUD-curtsy to lee yen yao for discovering this word=ARREST

super cheap.

besides seafood,sabah is well known for producing BEAUTIFUL LADIES.

*ehem*

yes. they all come from sabah

13. why is the chinese soooooooooooo damn superstitious!!!!!!!!!!!especially in numbers!!!

- number 8 is lucky number because it sounded like “prosper” in chinese

-number 4=unlucky number. because it sounded like “death” in chinese

-you cant open umbrellla indoor,because your ghost will find you.

wtf.

i don believe in any of this shit.

ops. chinese people..are you offended? suck my ass!!!!

there are so many whysss in my life. and im gonna do the part two of this post.

right now .i have to fuck the books.exam is coming

see you,dear readers. on 20 march =)

p.s:

21 feb <3 <3 <3

you're mine.

advice from prof siti:

tongue is a very strong muscle. don’t use it for the wrong purpose.

acidic yap response : we didnt get that..we’re very innocent people.

even our lecturer is horny.

omg! why is everyone is so goddamn horny!!!

went SUBWAY.

saw the ad “6 inch 1 foot long” in subway

jess : wow. 6 inch 1 foot long. how long is yours, nic?

nic : mine is 5 inches

*the waiter overheard and u shud see his expression*

and that bitch nic gave me this link :

www.truecompanion.com

WHY DID U GAVE ME THAT LINK?! U BETTER BUY THAT FOR MY BIRTHDAY. U WHORE.

and and and!!

i underestimate the godly power of SHOTGUN! sorry i said you were useless,shotgun. I LOVE YOU.

KILLED THAT NOOBASS WITCH AT THE BACK OF HER HEAD WITH JUST ONE BULLET!WITH MY GODLY SHOTGUN. CROWN A WITCH ACHIEVEMENT!!!!! WUHUUUU

btw. crown a witch= shoot at the back of her head. and she’ll die instantly.

(provided u use shotgun..of course.)

fkjhgekgigfiukegfkefkjgfkisgfkiafgiueg agf2wkfgbjedhvjdbvkd,vngfdktgiewyropytrifqwylodwqoe236

THIS WEAPON PLUS KATANA= MASSIVE KILLING MASSACRE

holiday is coming. i cant wait to date you and left 4 dead 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait for me.

signing out.

bye

p.s.

if you want jessica to die. buy chivas for her.

two glass of chivas= jessica massive death

or black label! ==

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relationshitty

Jessica — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 08:19:06 +0000

hi my name is jessica and i would like to say to those of you who got dumped before by the assholes, cheer up! =)

hey, some things are jus NEVER meant to be.like :

1. me falling in love with EDWARD CULLEN

2. Edward Cullen being a true man.

i love you edward cullen

If a relationship ends because the man/woman was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can’t “be friends.” A friend wouldn’t mistreat a friend.

Breaking up IS painful.

and your memories with her/him are unforgetable.

it’s like eating shit.no matter how many times you clean your oral cavity. you can still taste it on your tongue-Jessica on your memories with her.

ew. jessica!-Everyone on jessica comment above.

to whom it may concern, i know it’s painful to get cheated on. it’s like u just got splashed by hot erotic battery acid.

but life gotta move on.right?

AND!!!!! i just don’t get it why some people jump from one relationship to the next one in like, what? 2 weeks?

You need time to heal between relationships!!!!!!! deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship!!

Human A : i think i’m in love with you.

Human B : Dude. we barely know each other.

Human A : it’s okay. because i can’t cheat my own feeling. i love you. be mine. i just broke up with my gf and i am lonely

Human B : Dude..wtf?!

sorry dude and dudettes..i cant give you advices on how to maintain your relationship because im not an expert in this. but i can give u some ways on how to end your shitty relationship. (if you just cant seem to end it == )

things you should considered saying to people you are trying to break up with:

1. Edward Cullen’s case. he just randomly dumped Bella and go to Italy for sun tanning.

yeah. the best break up reason ever.

2. FARM VILLE. morons nowadays..haih..

W.Tii.Eff

3. It’s not you , it’s me.

-translated as it’s all about you. always has been you.

awwwww....

4. Randomly pop out “i love you”

The thing about relationships, is that they make one person go "BLAHBLAHBLAHBLABHLAH...", and the other person go "What the hell are you talking about? "

5.”We are never gonna be in a Venn Diagram”

Epic!

6. im going back to gayyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh ya! here’s a comic for your enjoyment :

BTW!!!! moving onnnn…

I LOVE AWKWARD TALK!!!!

Human A : hi how are you?

Human B : Hi im fine.

Human A : i love mouse.

Human B : What do you love about mouse?

Human A : The fur.

Human B : Oh..

don’t you just love it when that happens?!

hah! in your face!

hahahahahha!!!!!!!

seriously..im scared of meeting new people. because this might just happen if you’re not careful.

p/s:

MY FRIDAY WAS AWESOME! SUPER HIGH!!!!!!

i was SORE the nxt morning! and we want more!

we got ourselves a VIP room with own toilet in it! I LOVE THE ROOM!!

sang for 5 hours.

play left 4 dead 2 for FREEEEEEE!!!!!!! because the CC’s opening promotion.

Ate Ikea’s Meatball!!!

and Nicholas’s balls are acidic!!

this is few random sms between me and nic :

sorry nic it was meant to be private but it was too hilarious. i just cant help but share.

Jessica : wat happened to u,piece of shit!

Nic         : Nothing!

Jessica : ok.

Jessica : Wat happened to XXXXXX??

Jessica : Hello.

Nic         : hey! waaaaasuuppp!!!!

Jessica : YOU HAVEN ANSWER MY FRIGGIN QUESTION!

Nic         : i answered! Fk..Not met ..haha

Jessica : U did not! wat is fk and not met? wtf! im gonna punch ur balls tomorrow! no more father’s day for you! ok goodnight

Nic         : i prefer if u suck them.

Jessica : too acidic. not my type.

this is why from then on..nic’s balls are acidic!

oh word of the day : PUTAS!!!!!!

production by Wan dee and me.curtsy to shaun for discovering the word

what we do to contaminate/pollute the DDS white board.

putas (plural)= bitches of shit/ whore of whores. aint that cool. im so gonna use this word from now on.

YOU PUTA! SHUT UP AND GET GONE!

and and and this is for YOU =) :

Filed under: relationshitty

i have died over 300 times.

Jessica — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 21:09:54 +0000

hi my name is jessica and i have died over 300 times for not having forwarded those emails. thank you.

i mean seriously, my room is soooo full with it!

Creatures i created in my room for not forwarding your chain mails :

1. some girl who died from severe muscle spasm and looking for people to haunt because she’s lonely.

great. a miley in my room. just great.

2. some long hair girl who’s a depressed piece of shit because someone decided to kill her and her hobby is watching me sleep.

3. Death itself. Grim Reaperrrr…how cool is that!!! i might die anytime now because i failed to press that magic button, “FORWARD”

the hottest man in the whole universe. Grim Reaper.

hey, im not the only who died because of these emails and junks..my family too. my father mother brother sister cat mouse tom jerry uncle dog bitch they are all involved in this most horrifying death of all time.

oh! and bill gates DID send money to my account yesterday. im a milionaire now. boo me.

what? u don’t know what’s chain mails?

gawd! Education!!

here’s a few examples of the mails:

1. if you don’t post this blog in the next 15 minutes, Jessica will kiss you and flash to you!!!on top of that she will throw a pile of chicken shit all over your face and make you bleed paintball!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAAHAHA!

2. Dear whore, forward this mail to 576 people or else i will live under your bed as a boogeyman.

3. yo. pass this mail to everyone u love or everyone that u love will die in horde of left 4 dead 2!

now that's what i called a zombie festival! wuhuu! bring it on zombies!i would absolutely love to jump down and pwned all of them using my katana!!!!!!!

basically,chain mail is very popular among those who are convinced that they will get laid in the nearest time possible.

and by the way..having at least one chain mail in my inbox makes me feel important. shows that i still have friends. bwhaahhaaha!!

if you never receive these kinda mails before, you probaably do not have any friends. eat shit. it’s free.

my theory for Left 4 dead 2: (some random crap,stop reading before anybody die)

1. Witch:

she’s depressed and angry because no one loves her when she was still alive and she wanted an breast enlargement surgery for all her life but her insurance plan did not cover the surgery and her boyfriend dumped her for that. she spent all of her money on heineken beers and she has to pwned her clothes to be a beggar.

take a hint guys! she jus wants a hug! awwwwwwwwww….

you sexy thannngggg!!!!

2. jockey

he has a back fetish. he loves to hump your back. thank you.

back humping. this is why 12 years old should not play this game

3. Charger

The Charger is a once die hard enthusiast of masturbation, before the virus messed him up and made his masturbating arm ten times bigger than normal.- dude

beat that! masturbator! muahahahahah

muahahaahahah!! bwahahahaahahhah!!!! u stupid piece of zombie!!!!

btw. i loveeeeee my team mates!!! wahahaah!! there’s always one in your team that started the horde! admit it! see below!

i love it when this happens.

found new zombie. he is sooo bulletproof!! but i just slash one time using katana and he’s good to go. bwagahgahahfkdfhbfef

yeeeehawwwwwwwwwww

p/s:

who else wants a holidayyyyy??!! i need one so badly.

pbl+biochem+anatomy+physio+dental anat+tutorial=pwnage

ok. bye. need study.

biochem is everything! it is so very wonderful!!

the YENNNZYME!!

NATURALLLYYY (200 “naturally” per second-says pooyan)

Jess is a chicken shit!

Jess is porn star

Jess is Ball-less chicken shit slut whore.

fuck the plants ang yeee!!!

what was his name again? it’s ISAAC (jaron kena pwned by shaun)

by the way..this is the coolest dude ever and he’s mine, and to all the bitches. go get your own man! whahahahahahahahaah :

buahahahhahaahaa

oh ya study is a highest form of worship according to Mr know it all a.k.a the google.

W.TII .EFF?

Filed under: i have died over 300 times.